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Joke: Baga ang nawong?

Teban : dok, ngano gasakit man akong dughan kada inum nakug tuba, pero kung libre gani dili mosakit??
Doktor : ah kabalo nako ana, nipis imong BAGA, pero BAGA IMONG NAWONG
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Bisaya to english:

PEDRO;bay Juan,onsay english sa IRO nga naligsan?
JUAN: IRO nga naligsan?kowan bay,DOG-MOK
PEDRO:sa iring nga naligsan bay?
JUAN:CAT-TAG
PEDRO:sa baboy nga naligsan unsa man sad?
JUAN:e di PIG-SAT
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TITSER: Pedro, 1+3?
PEDRO: 4 mam!
TITSER: Very good! ikaw juan 33x61?
JUAN: Mao na ni, kun lisud na gani ako dayon ang pangutan-on. Pabor2x. Abseni nalang ko oi!
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Dear Pedro;

Dong pedro ang Nido nga Non-Fat milk ang ipadala sunod, kay nagkalibang (LBM) imong Tatay sa Nivea nga Moisturizing milk.

Salamat;
Nanay
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TEACHER:How many liters does a Coke litro have?
PUPIL: Four liters ma'am!
TEACHER: Are you sure?
PUPIL: Yes ma'am! Liter C, Liter O, Liter K, and Liter E!
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