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Joke of the day: Papalita ko ug KUKS!

Pedro : Miss papalita ko ug KUKS...
Tindera : (hehehehe) grabi pud ng KUKS.. hehe... KUK mana siya kuya uy...
Pedro : Aw. hehehe... naA mo ana? palit ko beh.
Tindera : Unsa may imo ET's ON or TWELBZ ON?
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Titser : kitang tanan descendants ta ni ADAN & EVA.
Juan : d na tinuod mam uy, ingon ni tatay descendants daw ta sa UNGGOY!
Titser : juan, wa man ta maghisgot diri sa imong pamilya!

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Boy1 : Bai, itom man kaayo ka sa una bai, pero karon puti na man kaayo ka! unsa may sekreto nimo bai??

Boy2 : aw sayon rah! Wala ra naq gitambalan aq ap-ap bai! hek3....

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Tatay : Bogo ka anaka ka! Tan'awa ng card nimo puro F and nakabutang!!! FAILED KA!!!! BAGSAK KA! BAGSAK KA!

Anak : Pataka raman ka diha tay uy! FASAR man tawon ng F sa CARD... bogo jud!
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bisaya jokes, bisaya, binisaya, bisdak
Nagpa-blood test si Jose.... Gikuha-an xa ug sample sa nurse..... kay wala may coton, gisup'sup sa nurse ang tudlo niya...

Ingon ni Jose : Magpa'Urine test nalang pud ko daUn mam... hehehe
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Cus2mer : AyoOoO! papalita ko ug safeguard!!!!!!!!
Tindero : Ayaw cgeg syagit syagit dihaA dong kay di ko bungol! Unsa man na simkard? Globe o Smart?
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Carlo : hoy yaku! nganung cge man ka ug katawa diha?
Yaku : hehehehe... kabalo naq sa imo pin number. hehehe...
Carlo : unsa man aq pin number b?
Yaku : upat ka asterisk... hehehe
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